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[elegant music]
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Hi, I’m Matt.
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And I’m Maht.
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We’re the interns in charge of Instagram’s
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ethics and public health division.
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It’s just the two of us.
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[comic boing]
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You may have heard about our brave decision
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to hide all of the likes on Instagram.
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[clapping]
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And you might be asking yourself,
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but wait, then what it is all for?
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Why am I posting and creating all this great content
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without a digital scoreboard?
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[booing]
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What metric will I use to measure my self-worth?
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Will people still be jealous
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that I was at Yacht Week at San Tropez?
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Will anyone be impressed that I took a photo
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eating a slice of New York pizza at a Mayan ruin in Tulum?
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Well, don’t worry.
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While your fiends won’t be able to see your likes,
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you will still be able to see your likes.
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[cheering]
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Or should we say, your lack of likes?
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Your prison of digital futility continues.
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[ocmic boing]
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With new Instagram, you’ll still
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always be a failure to yourself.
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So, in a show of solidarity, we’re urging you
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not to like this video.
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If this video gets too many likes, we’ll both be fired.
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Immediately.
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Please don’t like the video.
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I need this internship.
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Mark Zuckerberg knows where I live.
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Scroll away.
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He waits outside my house.
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That doesn’t happen to me, but don’t like this video.
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[lively music]
