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A Former “Bachelor” Contestant Applies for a Job at the Gap

Name: Hannah V.

Please describe your experience in retail. I wear my heart on my sleeve.

Tell us a little bit about yourself. I never expected to fall in love.

What would you say is your greatest strength? Letting my guard down.

What would you say is your greatest weakness? I’m afraid of getting hurt.

How would you describe your teamwork style? I’m not here to make friends.

Why did you leave your last job? I just didn’t think there was a connection there.

Where do you see yourself in five years? Hopefully, I’ll walk out with my husband at the end of this.

Are you willing to relocate? Maybe I should just go home.

Please list any special skills. I have a really hard time opening up to people.

How do you handle conflict? I didn’t think it would be this hard!

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? No, but I do want to steal you for a second.

Please list three references. I don’t just introduce any guy to my family.

Why do you want this job? Because I’ve never felt like this before.

Why should we hire you? I’m here for the right reasons.

What are your salary expectations? I think I deserve a rose.

Anything else you’d like to share? This has been such an amazing journey. I’m going to remember this moment for the rest of my life.

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