“CSI: Misinformation Unit”
Did you know that the planet is no longer getting warmer because fans inside Bitcoin mining rigs have already generated enough cool air to reverse climate change? No? That’s because it’s not true, but your uncle has already convinced five people on Facebook that it is. Get inside the minds of the crack team of liars who create strategic mistruths like this one before they’re invited onto “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”
“Racist Firefighters”
The number of “Cops” episodes we can shoot in a single year can’t keep up with our viewers’ demand for violent, bigoted behavior by public servants. So we had to create a spinoff.
“Seinfeld, but from Kramer’s Perspective”
Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David were the brains behind the original “Seinfeld,” but this version was created by Michael Richards, the actor who played Kramer, and Glenn Greenwald, who insists in his Substack that the new show is “very funny,” and that it’s “ironic” that critics “don’t get it.” In the reboot—whose cast is as white as that of the original series—New Yorkers navigate “cancel culture” in the big city. James Woods plays the role of Jerry Seinfeld.
“American Horror Story: Universal Health Care”
From the sick and twisted minds of the Swedish comes a chilling miniseries about middle- and lower-class Americans who are allowed to stay alive when they get sick. The crowdsourcing industry craters, and C.E.O.s of insurance companies are forced to sell their second Teslas.
“Fresh Off the Caravan of Boats”
Don’t let their friendly faces, heartwarming jokes, relatable problems, beautiful contributions to society, and unique perspectives on what it means to be American fool you—these are some bad hombres.
“Jeopardy, but with Michael Richards Hosting”
Fox Nation doesn’t condone any past offensive comments by the former “Jeopardy” host Mike Richards. He has no place in the station’s version of the popular game show, which will be hosted by Michael Richards, who, once again, played Kramer in “Seinfeld.” “Cancel culture” is a permanent topic, and Richards does aggressive crowd work before every show.
“Young Sheldon Disproves Critical Race Theory”
Ben Shapiro takes on the role of a fourteen-year-old Sheldon, who argues that theories that claim that race-based discrimination doesn’t exist are as valid as the ones that claim he “actually does have a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school.”
“The Tonight Show with Kanye West”
Honestly, we have no idea how this one is going to go. Somehow, he spent forty per cent of our network’s annual budget trying to film the pilot “under Niagara Falls.”
“Home Improvement”
Tim Allen raises three boys to become incels. They’re bad at building things and pretty racist, too. (Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not involved in this project even after we offered him “Sean Hannity money.”)
“Billy on the Street, but with Bill O’Reilly”
Instead of Billy Eichner running around the streets of New York City, Bill O’Reilly patrols the parking lots of N.F.L. stadiums harassing people into admitting that “toxic masculinity doesn’t exist anymore because ‘Ted Lasso’ solved it.”
