What’s the difference between a 401(k) and a Roth I.R.A.?
How many Advil and Tylenol can I take at the same time?
My landlord should be providing hot water, right?
Is it bad that I’m not super worried about being in debt?
Excited to see you! Can you still pick me up from the train station? I should get in around 3:15 A.M.
Can I void a check by just ripping it up?
What does “expired extended warranty” mean? And why do these calls keep insisting that I have a car?
It’s not a big deal to eat a little mold, right?
What year was mom born? Also, what year were you born? Doing some astrology stuff.
Can you send me Aunt Kathy’s cell number?
Can you send me Grandma’s cell number?
Can you send me my cell number? Paranoid I have it wrong.
Will you be around to sign for a package three Fridays from now? Also, happy Father’s Day! Sorry your gift is gonna be kind of late.
Does this look like ringworm?
Will it be a problem if my tax forms have a little Dijon spilled on them?
You guys are still driving up for my improv show next month, right? Theme is “Jane Fonda on the Moon.”
Did you change the password on our Disney+ account? My ex-boyfriend is trying to use it and can’t get in.
Is it bad that I told the Walgreens cashier my Social Security number?
Hey, sorry to message through Facebook. What’s our Verizon family-plan info? Dropped phone in a French press.
Is the market really that terrible right now? A guy on the subway said that he knows about a deal on some cheap land in far northern Maine, and I’m thinking I might invest. Also, he invited me to visit the land with him this weekend, which is such a nice offer, right?
If I theoretically ate way too much weed cookie, should I then, theoretically, go to the hospital? Also, happy birthday!!!
