Dry cough
Wet cough
The perfect cough—not too dry, not too wet
No cough
Any symptoms you typically have when you are dehydrated, are on your period, didn’t get a perfect night’s sleep, or are more than thirty years old
Sore throat
Throat that is not sore, just a little disappointed
Scratchy throat, but the kind that’s sexy
Hunger and/or loss of appetite
Watery eyes and you haven’t recently listened to the original Broadway-cast recording of “Sunday in the Park with George”
Clear eyes, coupled with a full heart and inability to lose
Feeling generally pretty good!
Tiredness (due to thinking about COVID-19)
Anxiety (about catching COVID-19)
Exhaustion (from panicking about COVID-19)
Foot asleep
When you rub your eyes and it just makes them feel scratchier, but you simply cannot stop rubbing
Inflamed ego
The feeling that your body just misses her touch—that’s all
Sweating the small stuff
Sweaty palms, weak knees, heavy arms, nervous—but on the surface calm and ready
Instagram ads are all for COVID-19
Insomnia
“Insomnia” (2002, Christopher Nolan)
The feeling that you’ve just gotta dance!
Sneezing and no one nearby saying “bless you”
Excessive and/or painful winking
Child recently wrote “COVID-19” on the mirror backward
Death
Other flu-like symptoms
