Operation Name That Excursion!

“They gave me a list of names to choose. ‘Sir, you could pick the name you’d like, sir.’ I said, ‘The name of what?’ ‘The name of the attack on Iran, sir.’ And they gave me, like, twenty names. And I’m, like, falling asleep. I didn’t like any of them. Then I see ‘Epic Fury.’ I said, ‘I like that name! I like that name!’ ” —Donald Trump.

The twenty runners-up:

Operation Homeric Fury

Operation Classic Fury

Operation Instant Classic Fury

Operation Tumescent Fury

Operation Long-Fingered Fury

Operation Much Fury

Operation People Are Saying It’s Fury

Operation Bomb-a-Lago

Operation Golf-Course Grave

Operation Trump: The War

Operation Gulf War III

Operation Venezuela 2: Atomic Boogaloo

Operation This Time It’s the One That Ends in “N,” Not “Q”

Operation You’re Welcome, Bibi

Operation Billions Up in Smoke

Operation DTF w/ Tehran

Operation and You Thought the East Wing Took a Hit

Operation You’re Welcome, Vlad

Operation Jeffrey Who?

Operation Because I Can ♦

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