Tag : Humor / Shouts&Murmurs

Trapped in a sweltering house with only stupid squeaky toys to keep you company? Run out of things to destroy? Post-surgery cone preventing you from...

The Trump Administration has argued that the President’s new ballroom “advances critical national-security objectives,” by means of “missile-resistant steel columns, beams, drone-proof roofing materials, and...

How, in this day and age, do you make it abundantly clear that you love to read? Sure, you can carry around a giant book,...

Workers’ Compensation If you are serving as your friend/parent/boss/partner’s unpaid therapist because they refuse to get a licensed one, you are entitled to invoice them...

When I met Cryson, the first A.I. companion guaranteed to empty six reservoirs of drinking water every time he sexts you, I thought that I’d...

Well, we’re embarrassed. On behalf of the entire search-and-rescue community—this one’s on us. It seems that we did find Amelia Earhart, roughly two weeks after...

I am a woman in my thirties, and I am thriving. I have a career, a wittily named pet, a book club, a Dyson vacuum,...

Crow The call of the American crow can be heard almost anywhere. It wouldn’t be out of the ordinary to encounter it in the parking...

Sorry that your electricity bill has skyrocketed—your neighbor is in love with her dishwasher. It’s nice that she finally found connection, even if it’s with...