Tag : Humor / Shouts&Murmurs

Writing a novel is a marathon, not a sprint. So, if you’re feeling stuck, give yourself small goals to work toward, like a daily word...

Are you a person of child-bearing age thinking about trading in your United States citizenship for a spouse in a country with robust social-welfare infrastructure?...

Sexton Newman, I won’t beat around the briar—the British are coming. Thankfully, your belfry is lousy with lanterns. If you follow my simple instructions, our...

PAST: HieroglyphicsPRESENT: EmojisFUTURE: Complicated eye blinking PAST: Renaissance-court paintersPRESENT: Plastic surgeonsFUTURE: CRISPR PAST: Yerosha, the monkey cosmonautPRESENT: The Britney Spears conservatorshipFUTURE: President Barron Trump PAST:...

Now that Hollywood is dead, it’s time to pivot to marketing. Just kidding—A.I. took most of those jobs. Luckily, your unique skill set is the...

One of my children, whom I’m supposed to be watching, will get hurt. Specifically, my one-year-old son will get hurt, then glare at me and...