Arrangements I Would Accept
Pen Pals Call me old-fashioned or avoidant or whatever, but I am obsessed with the idea of a pen pal. I’ve never had one and...
Category : Humorous
My Surefire, Can’t-Lose Polymarket Bets
Will these pants still fit me?100% No. Is it my fault?100% Yes. I don’t mean the pants—I mean everything.100% Yes. It’s a beautiful day, with...
Canada and the U.S.A. Face Off
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Canada and the U.S.A. Face Off
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Late-Night Dorm-Room Conversation Topics, Updated for Middle Age
Do you ever think about death?Do you ever think about aging in place? Would you sleep with a professor to avoid failing?Would you agree to...
Some Legacy Sequels We Hope Are Never Made
“Showgirls: Next Gen”Or is this just what the latest season of “Euphoria” was? Either way, it’s hot girls eating puppy chow. “The Talented Mr. Ripley:...
Instructions for Watching My Girlfriend While I’m Out of Town
Dogs Blythe gets very excited if she sees a small dog on the street and will yell, “LOOK AT THAT SMALL DOG!” Just worth knowing....
The Scourge of A.1.
Rather than devote this space to humor, as I sometimes do, this week I want to speak about a very serious subject: A.1. Wherever we...
Slide Show: New Yorker Cartoons September 14, 2026
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Welcome to Career Day
Hi, kids! I’m Charlotte’s mom, and I’m here to tell you about my job. My typical day begins with me waking up in a cold...