It’s the Economy, Idiom!
As your C.E.O., to put it plainly, I have a uniquely grounded perspective from which to front-burner some of the juicier and more fungible humanity...
Category : Humorous
I’m Really Dating Myself Here
I listened to music on a Walkman. I read books in elementary school so that I could earn free personal-pan pizzas from Pizza Hut. I...
Existential Kids
Pro-Greed Fables for Crypto Executives When the king took bread and bit down on a hard golden crust, he realized his mistake, and said, “What...
Kids Say the Most Existential Things
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Bagels, Ranked
1. PUMPERNICKEL: The king. Strong flavor, but not too strong. Dances with, rather than fights against, the cream cheese and the lox. (Or whitefish, if that’s your...
Are You There, Zeus? It’s Me, Hermes
Hey Zeus, is this a good time to chat? I’ll be quick. Yes, of course you can lie down. And yeah, I’ll grab you a...
Will Donald Go Down with the Ship?
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An A.I.-Generated Article on How to Tell If the Article You’re Reading Is A.I.-Generated
Reading is one of the main ways to stay informed and entertained in an increasingly busy world to live in. Consider that you have used...
Your Handy Road Map to Authoritarianism
Pro-Greed Fables for Crypto Executives When the king took bread and bit down on a hard golden crust, he realized his mistake, and said, “What...
Return of the Plastic Straw
It is “the Policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws.” . . . [Justice] Department components shall take appropriate action to identify and...