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Likes: Glass ceilings, the Oval Office ceiling, his frat house’s ceiling. Dislikes: Library ceilings, the student-loan-debt ceiling, any high ceiling.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source...

I am a landlord, not a charity. Eviction is a healthy boundary-setting practice.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/affirmations-for-the-landlord-facing-adversity...

My counterpart’s simply dull, the type that only shines near others’ light. A creative tapeworm.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/profiling-the-profile-writer-profiling-me...

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Bad things happen to good people! Find out if the economy is to blame with this handy test.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article...

Two-step authentication is just too much of a security risk.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/introducing-four-step-authentication...

“A” is for singing in an empty room. “C” is for toiling without end.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/the-alphabet-by-kafka...

Owing to the death of my boyfriend’s grandfather—whom I loved dearly—I will not be able to finish filling your cavity.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source...

What’s more fun than wild weekend plans? My ability to abandon them on a whim.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/working-for-the-weekend-plans...

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