
What child wouldn’t love a stuffed Elon Musk? Just give him a squeeze, and he’ll recite your favorite Musk quotes:
“Mountain lions eat cats!”
“I am the alpha.”
“The holier-than-thou hypocrisy of big media companies who lay claim to the truth but publish only enough to sugarcoat the lie is why the public no longer respects them.”
E-Lawn Mulch and Fertilizer
These bags are full of shit.
Elon Mask
After a hundred-hour work week, what could be more soothing than a face mask infused with tea-tree oil, charcoal, and a variety of serums from Grimes’s makeup bag? Nothing, that’s what.


