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Other Trademarks Elon Musk Probably Filed

What child wouldn’t love a stuffed Elon Musk? Just give him a squeeze, and he’ll recite your favorite Musk quotes:

“Mountain lions eat cats!”
“I am the alpha.”
“The holier-than-thou hypocrisy of big media companies who lay claim to the truth but publish only enough to sugarcoat the lie is why the public no longer respects them.”

E-Lawn Mulch and Fertilizer

Mulch and fertilizer.

These bags are full of shit.

Elon Mask

Man in face mask.

After a hundred-hour work week, what could be more soothing than a face mask infused with tea-tree oil, charcoal, and a variety of serums from Grimes’s makeup bag? Nothing, that’s what.

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