Updates to Our Stadium’s Bag Policy
Small novelty purses are permitted, if intended as camp. If we get the sense that you’re wearing one earnestly, you will be turned away.Click Here...
Tag : Humor / Daily Shouts
Questions from Florida’s Newly Adopted Classic Learning Test
Jane owns 12 guns. Jimmy owns 23 guns. Fred owns 128 guns. Who is the coolest?Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/questions-from-floridas-newly-adopted-classic-learning-test...
Honest Wedding-Dress Styles
“Look—it has pockets!”Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/honest-wedding-dress-styles...
Apple’s Updated Options for Ignoring Your Screen-Time Limit
Snooze for one hour. Snooze until my ex has seen my Instagram story. Snooze until my water breaks.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article...
Best Healthy Search-Engine-Optimized Steamed-Carrots Recipe for Healthy Steamed Carrots
Before I give you my favorite recipe for the best healthy steamed carrots, here’s a mini-memoir to whet your appetite and improve my Google rankings.Click...
The Attachment Styles of My Various Bras
Disorganized Attachment: I want you so much I might stab you. Also, leave me alone! I need space!Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article...
Alumni Success Stories of Art-School Graduates
The sculptor Tyler Banks (’12) is getting ready for his first solo show, made possible by four years of unpaid labor at a gallery in...
Anti-Aging Secrets of the Mega-Rich
I hope you enjoyed today’s Longevity Lunch of 2.5 ounces of low-oxygen air and a high-altitude gooseberry.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/anti-aging-secrets-of-the-mega-rich...
Girl Dinners Throughout History
As long as humans have traversed this planet—by foot, by horse, by Lime scooter—they’ve been too lazy to Martha Stewart together a full supper.Click Here...
Special Trial Considerations Requested by Trump
Suitable seating (throne) and a makeup mirror at the defendant’s table.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/special-trial-considerations-requested-by-trump...