Notes from Your Home Inspection
Something in the attic is alive. It walks on two legs and seems docile but not as docile as you’d probably like it to be.Click...
Tag : Humor / Daily Shouts
Totally Normal Comments for Online Recipes
“I don’t like bruschetta so I made a pot roast with tomato glaze. Five stars.”Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/totally-normal-comments-for-online-recipes...
Them’s Impeachin’ Words
Save room for dessert. We’ll be serving our world-famous impeach cobbler.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/thems-impeachin-words...
Dating Prospects as Insects
Beetle: Tough exterior but mushy on the inside. Stink bug: Doesn’t bathe.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/dating-prospects-as-insects...
What Your Airplane-Seat Choice Says About You
Middle: You’re a terrible planner. Window: You’re wearing a matching loungewear set that cost more than this plane ticket.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of...
Girl Math, or a Too-Big-to-Fail C.E.O.?
If my government daddy ever has to bail me out, I never have to pay it back. Yay!Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article...
What We Did Before the Sandwich
Top bread only (bottom bread was a chair). Or rocks!Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-we-did-before-the-sandwich...
She Believed She Could, so She Did (A Whole Bunch of Things That Made Less Sense Than Taking a Nap)
She believed she could sleep when she was dead, because think of all the things you could accomplish if you slept six hours every night...
Embarrassing Injuries of Middle Age
Pulled neck muscle trying to open a jar, arthritis from holding your smartphone, and more.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/embarrassing-injuries-of-middle-age...
Telltale Signs That Spooky Season Is Here
A black cat will sit on a stoop in a newsboy cap, stirring pumpkin soup in a cauldron.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article...