Alumni Success Stories of Art-School Graduates
The sculptor Tyler Banks (’12) is getting ready for his first solo show, made possible by four years of unpaid labor at a gallery in...
Tag : Humor / Daily Shouts
Anti-Aging Secrets of the Mega-Rich
I hope you enjoyed today’s Longevity Lunch of 2.5 ounces of low-oxygen air and a high-altitude gooseberry.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/anti-aging-secrets-of-the-mega-rich...
Girl Dinners Throughout History
As long as humans have traversed this planet—by foot, by horse, by Lime scooter—they’ve been too lazy to Martha Stewart together a full supper.Click Here...
Special Trial Considerations Requested by Trump
Suitable seating (throne) and a makeup mirror at the defendant’s table.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/special-trial-considerations-requested-by-trump...
Boy Meets Girl
Boy likes girl. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy spirals to the point where he’s watching “The King’s Speech” for solace.Click Here to Visit...
All the Things I Could Do if I Had Backup Singers
I would win every argument on my terms—with my point repeated four times in an ascending scale, plus a jazzy little shimmy at the end.Click...
Would You Rather Stay Home Alone or Online Date?: A Game for Single Women
Go to a dog park on your own? Or find out that your Bumble date lied about the cocker spaniel he clearly borrowed to attract...
Who the Hell Are You?
Just a cat pondering the meaning of life.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/who-the-hell-are-you...
Mommy, Daddy—I Have to Set Some Boundaries
If you can’t respect where I am drawing the line, then you are putting our relationship in jeopardy.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article...
Things in My Apartment Rated by How Embarrassed I Am for the Cleaners to Find Them
Dead plant: 7/10. Collection of anime figurines: 6/10.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/things-in-my-apartment-rated-by-how-embarrassed-i-am-for-the-cleaners-to-find-them...