The Least-Wanted Items at My Parents’ Estate Sale
My parents lived in the same brutalist-Art Nouveau home for fifty-one years. (They never could agree on an aesthetic.) During that time, they accumulated the...
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What Your Swimwear Says About You
Two-PieceYou’re fine with sunburning your midriff. One-Piece with Flirty CutoutsYou’re fine with sunburning a few awkward little squares on your lower back. No-Nonsense One-Piece RacerbackYou...
Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
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Help—I’m a Narrator Stuck in the Calm.com Meditation App!
Welcome to the session. Let’s start by finding a comfortable, seated position. Allow your arms to rest gently by your sides. Keep your back straight...
POTUS on the Move
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Instructions for Pet-Sitting My Dog, Cerberus
The morning routine: Cerberus is up at 6:45 A.M. on the dot. He won’t bark or whine—you will simply wake up to him at the...
Where Wild Things Go
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Jeanine Pirro, Antihero
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A Mostly True History of Marco Rubio
For a while—like, the first thirty or forty years—being Marco Rubio was somewhat normal. No one knows Marco Rubio’s age. It’s part of his mystery....
As the World Burns
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