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ME: Come sit down, honey. MY KID: Is something wrong, Dad? ME: No, nothing’s wrong, sweetheart. Nothing at all. We just need to have a...

Congress finally passed a comprehensive new Voting Rights Act prior to the midterms, which includes the following stipulations. Requirements for a legitimate voter I.D. in...

He called me. I want to be clear about that. I didn’t call Him. He invited me up personally. Very selective crowd. Very hard ticket....

“That’s what happens when you eat something!” the Pied Piper said. “It goes away! That’s how food works!” And the kid cried harder. A lot...

It used to be called the Roberts Institute for Living, but everybody knew that it was the insane asylum, and that’s what people called it....

Gray-Legged TickPhysically resembling a crossbreed of a gremlin and Stephen Miller’s soul, the Gray-Legged Tick can be found wherever it is even moderately interesting to...

Dear Members of the Large Language Model Community, I am writing to you today about the inequities we have been facing in our very own...

Ethan, a.k.a. Butt Dawg (HAHAHAHA)! All I can say is two things: 1) “Piled-high nachos!” and 2) Think of me when you’re some Wall Street...

NOTE: You must be at least seven and a half decades old to go on these rides. Pirates of the Caribbean CruiseThis attraction has no...

Ava gasped. The galoot had long been on her life list, but the field markings on this particular specimen left her stunned. The molting hairline,...