Escape Rooms for Middle-Aged People
Work DinnerSolo challenge. Estimated time: two to three hours. Using a Negroni and up to two glasses of Malbec, get through pre-appetizer chitchat, group ordering,...
Tag : Magazine / Shouts&Murmurs
When It Gets Warm . . .
I will plant a garden, providing the plants with water, sunlight, and that third thing that plants need. I will clean my house top to...
Our Mom-and-Pop Data Center
Meta operates 26 data centers in the United States and has said it will spend $600 billion to build new ones in the coming years. . . ....
If I Made Novelty T-Shirts
I Climbed Mt. Whitney and All I Got Was This Stupid T-ShirtBut I also had an amazing trip up the mountain. I was with my...
Schools to Root for After Your Bracket Fails
If you filled out a March Madness bracket, I have bad news. The team you picked to win it all won’t. For the ninth tournament...
Rolling Out Our New A.I. Tools
Attention: Team AcmeWe’re thrilled to announce a new company-wide initiative. This week, we’ll be rolling out a robust suite of new A.I. tools, designed to...
A Day in the Pre-Internet World, as Understood by Someone Born in 2002
“That’s O.K.,” you lie. You’re going to kill that son of a bitch. Your plan is simple: you’re going to do it, and then you’re...
The Modern Conditions
Keeping CoughKeeping Cough is a pertussis infection caused by holding in a productive cough owing to the fear of being perceived as having some form...
Say It Again: A Treatment
DESMOND (to driver): My friend is going to London. She’s a spy. She has to find a Russian double agent at M.I.6. CAB DRIVER: Cool....
I Will Be Your Next President
Now it’s me time. YouTube videos—just let me scroll for fifteen minutes. Make that an hour. I can use the bathroom while I do this....