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Sign here, please.
And here.
And on page 3 as well.
And I’ll need your signature here. And here.
And right here at the bottom of page 7, too.
Then I’ll need you to initial here. And here. No, not a full signature. Just your initials. We want to convey a sense of “breezing through” this section of the contract. Like “I read this, but I didn’t dwell on it.”
Uh-huh. Now, on page 11, we just need one initial. Could be first or last name. Middle is fine, too. No confirmation names. “L.” Well chosen.
All right, now, on the bottom of page 15, I just need a letter that’s not your initial. Could be any letter. Cyrillic alphabet is fine. Not encouraged, but accepted. Ooh, I see you’ve written “L” again. Unfortunately, that is one of your initials. Remember? From page 11? So go ahead and cross that out, initial the change, then write in a non-initial next to it.
“X.” Hmm. See, that almost looks like a signature. . . . You know? The way idiots in old movies sign their names? No, no, no, I’m not saying you’re in old movies. I just think you should choose a more neutral initial. “P.” Excellent. Everybody’s happy.
Now, on page 19, we’re gonna need you to do a full signature again, then sort of a winking smiley face. Like you’re signing it but you’re being real playful about it. Like “Oh, you want my signature? Is that what you want? Well, come and get it, Mr. Man.” No, don’t actually write “Mr. Man.” That’s just a common fake name, like Mrs. Girl or Guy Dude.
O.K., terrific. Then, on page 26, go ahead and sign your first name, along with the last name of the boy you had a crush on in fourth grade. Exactly. Like you’re going to marry him someday and take his name and you’re practicing your signature for when you . . . sign checks, I guess? Or contracts! You’re right. Great example. And just go ahead and sign it that way thirty or forty times, all over the page, like a crazy person. And you can sign it in different styles—some real fancy, like you married a prince, and others real dumb and sloppy, like the prince turned back into a mule. Exactly, because you’d have to adapt your signature accordingly.
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