Plunket
State Shoe: Management-class loafer
State Motto: “Let’s deal with it later, sweetheart.”
State Hour: Snack time
East Cancrut
State Drug: Benadryl
State Motto: “That’s what she said.”
State Bagel Order: Pumpernickel, double-toasted, with scallion cream cheese, capers, cucumber, and Benadryl.
Yunk
State Color: That green you sometimes see on old pennies
State Motto: “I think you’re on mute.”
State Nightmare: It’s the end-of-semester final exam, and you haven’t attended a single class.
