“Showgirls: Next Gen”
Or is this just what the latest season of “Euphoria” was? Either way, it’s hot girls eating puppy chow.
“The Talented Mr. Ripley: The Reboot”
Barry Keoghan stars as a lower-class sociopath who goes to criminal lengths to ingratiate himself with a wealthy playboy, Jacob Elordi, and his wealthy family and—oh, wait, that’s “Saltburn.”
“Decent Proposal”
Honestly? In this economy? Yeah, you can have sex with my wife. Have you seen gas prices right now?
“Father of the Common-Law-Married Bride”
This is just a thirty-seven-year-old woman and her long-term, live-in partner explaining to the woman’s parents for the hundredth time that they don’t believe in marriage, so please stop asking because we’ve been over this, Mother.
