A “12 Inch Pianist” Walks Into a Bar
When The New Yorker published a Shouts & Murmurs titled “Guy Walks Into a Bar,” by Simon Rich, back in 2013, Conan O’Brien tweeted a...
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First-Date Montage
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Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
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A Crossword Odyssey
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Admissions Tour: Being a Person
Welcome! Let’s gather so you can all hear me. It’s wonderful that you’re applying to Be a Person—and, specifically, that you’re applying here! My name...
Help—I’m a Narrator Stuck in the Calm.com Meditation App!
Welcome to the session. Let’s start by finding a comfortable, seated position. Allow your arms to rest gently by your sides. Keep your back straight...
POTUS on the Move
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America!: Newly Declassified Secrets from the C.I.A.’s Ice-Cream Archives
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Instructions for Pet-Sitting My Dog, Cerberus
The morning routine: Cerberus is up at 6:45 A.M. on the dot. He won’t bark or whine—you will simply wake up to him at the...
Where Wild Things Go
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