Liner Notes
Illustration by Zohar Lazar The history of epic musical attempts to meaningfully engage with the vast sweep of American history is, to say the least,...
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Realistic TV Ratings
Illustration by Nishant Choksi TV-AWKProgram may include intense sexual situations; parents are advised to watch in a different room than their children. TV-NWAlthough program contains...
The Truth About Girl Scout Cookies
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Going for Bronze
My road to the Olympics has been an arduous one, a lifelong journey filled with hard work and sacrifice, but, through it all, I have...
Shark Tweets
More than 320 sharks off the coast of Western Australia are now tweeting their location automatically in an attempt to more quickly alert surfers and...
New Year’s Resolutions for an Anteater
That’s right, you guessed it, I’m gonna eat a shit ton more ants.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/new-years-resolutions-for-an-anteater...
Final Conversations at Pompeii
MISTRESS: I can’t keep doing this. It just feels so dirty, meeting here every week. MAN: Dirty? This is one of the nicest villas in...
My Wedding Hair
I wanted to give you a few notes on how I’d like to look on my big day. I’ve got something kind of specific in...
Your Personal March Madness Preview
Optimism vs. Past Experience In what promises to be the first of its many wins in this tournament, top-ranked Unjustified Optimism tips off against Everything...
Marv Albert Is My Therapist
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