I’m a Hack, by ChatGPT
Shouts & Murmurs by Al Franken and Pat Proft: I’m ChatGPT. I know that I’m one of the issues in the W.G.A. strike, but I...
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A G.P.S. Route for My Anxiety, by Jesse Eisenberg
Shouts & Murmurs by Jesse Eisenberg: Dangerously CROSS THE STREET in the middle of the block to avoid the bodega where you embarrassed yourself last...
Tom Brady’s Time with the Family
Shouts & Murmurs by John Kenney: After forty-eight days of “Frozen,” Chuck E. Cheese, and playdates for two young male children and one little girl, it’s...
The Podcasts I’ll Be Relaxing to This Summer
Shouts & Murmurs by Nathan Heller: I want voices that sound like the voices of every Ritalin-addled Yale history major who now works at the...
You Have to Watch This Show
Have you been watching TV Show? Oh, my God, yes, so have we, and we are completely addicted! Wait, Sarah, you’re kidding—you haven’t? You’d love...
Sadness Lamp F.A.Q.
I drew an angry face on my Sadness Lamp with a permanent marker, and now it won’t come off. Can I have a new lamp?Click...
My Favorite Fireworks, by Jack Handey
The Fearless Teen-ager This firework is a life-size teen-ager made out of cardboard. Teen-ager is holding a beer can in one hand and a cherry...
Let’s Get Drinks
Illustration by Edwin Fotheringham A: Hey, girl! So great to see you at Mike’s party on New Year’s. You free this week? Want to grab...
Liner Notes
Illustration by Zohar Lazar The history of epic musical attempts to meaningfully engage with the vast sweep of American history is, to say the least,...
“Major Tom: The NASA Investigation”
Illustration by Leo Espinosa RESULTS OF NASA’S INQUIRY INTO FLIGHT PV-801: Multiple lapses by Ground Control, compounded by astronaut error, led to the stranding in...