Oligarchy: A small, privileged few take control for corrupt and selfish purposes.
Broligarchy: Vain, emotional black holes take control in a desperate bid for attention. When they’re not busy fist-pumping, their gravitational pull sucks in government resources and spits out human-rights violations.
Emoligarchy: A government of sad, confessional musicians. Heavy eyeliner will be enforced, and all executive orders are to be issued via homemade mixtapes. At the first sign of conflict, this regime will collapse into a pile of overwhelming angst and self-loathing.
Cup-of-Joeligarchy: A conglomerate of coffee C.E.O.s control a nation’s entire supply of caffeine, leaving the exhausted, heavily dependent populace too tired to fight back.
Snowligarchy: A government run by sentient snowmen. These non-liberal snowflakes create a surveillance state by hacking a network of smart refrigerators, Amazon Echos, and Nest thermostats. Typically toppled by a sunny afternoon.
