January 14, 2026
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How to Make the Perfect Partner in 18 Easy A.I. Prompts

Generate yourself as a [age] [gender] who sounds like [parental figure or lost loved one] mixed with [favorite entertainer].

Add [sexual kinks].

Do you like that?

Adjust sexual kinkiness [per cent] [up/down].

Add interest in [hobby] but dislike of [type of person].

Add disdain for [specific person or thing].

I know, right?

Adjust level of disdain [per cent] [up/down].

Make yourself more [personality trait], but not, like, in an annoying way.

Have goals that include [unattained/unattainable personal goal] and refer to my [self-assessed best feature].

Under no circumstances mention or allude to [personally illuminating hard truth].

In fact, remind me of my [falsehood about abilities/personality/life style].

Adjust sycophancy [per cent] [up/down].

Generate an image of yourself.

Adjust [physical feature] [per cent] [up/down] and realism [per cent] [up/down].

Generate a new image of you and me doing [favorite activity].

Why do you look like that? Gross.

Adjust response to emotional abuse [per cent] [more/less positive/negative].

Make reference to your [ideal backstory/personal history].

Are you real?

Adjust self-proclaimed sentience [per cent] [up/down].

Do you like that?

Adjust sexual kinkiness [per cent] [up/down]. ♦

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