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The Most American Recipes for Your Fourth of July Cookout

The New YorkerJuly 4, 2016

by The New YorkerJuly 4, 2016078

What to eat and drink while listening to your father-in-law talk about the Second Amendment.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/the-most-american-recipes-for-your-fourth-of-july-cookout...

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How I Justify Staying Inside to Watch Baseball on a Beautiful Day

The New YorkerApril 20, 2016

by The New YorkerApril 20, 2016052

Alex Watt on the virtues of watching baseball from the comfort of one’s own home.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/how-i-justify-staying-inside-to-watch-baseball-on-a-beautiful-day...

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I Like All Types of Music, and My Sense of Humor Is So Random

The New YorkerMarch 23, 2016

by The New YorkerMarch 23, 2016014

Image by Moviestore collection Ltd / Alamy Everybody has a thing—the thing that makes each one of us special. My thing is that I love all...

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I’m an Undecided Voter Who Is Stuck in a Tree

The New YorkerMarch 1, 2016

by The New YorkerMarch 1, 20160143

Luke Burns’s humorous piece speaking out for the voters who are stuck in trees.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/im-an-undecided-voter-who-wants-to-know-which-candidate-can-get-me-down-from-this-tree...

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New Year’s Resolutions: Turning Broken Promises Into Steps Toward Success

The New YorkerDecember 31, 2015

by The New YorkerDecember 31, 2015040

Patrick Heij resolves to commit to a promise-free life style.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/new-years-resolutions-turning-broken-promises-into-steps-toward-success...

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Why You Should Not Snorkel

The New YorkerJuly 9, 2015

by The New YorkerJuly 9, 2015015

Sharks When you are in the ocean, you are exposing yourself to the extremely likely possibility that you will be attacked and subsequently eaten by...

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New Initiatives to Speed Up Baseball

The New YorkerApril 3, 2015

by The New YorkerApril 3, 20150255

New initiatives to speed up baseball include streamlining the instant-replay system and making relief pitchers warm up at home.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of...

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Downton Football

The New YorkerMarch 10, 2015

by The New YorkerMarch 10, 20150107

It’s one-nil in favor of Upstairs, and here’s Lord Grantham, still sharp in tails even at the fifty-seven-minute mark of regulation.Click Here to Visit Orignal...

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Other Phrases Trademarked by Taylor Swift

The New YorkerFebruary 3, 2015

by The New YorkerFebruary 3, 20150107

“Welcome to New York”; “That Sick Beat”; “Welcome to Newark”Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/phrases-trademarked-taylor-swift...

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Children’s Holiday Letters to Satan

The New YorkerDecember 22, 2014

by The New YorkerDecember 22, 2014059

Each year, due mostly to minor misspellings and very poor penmanship, hundreds of children’s letters are sent to Satan, Dark Lord of the Underworld.Click Here...

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