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Attention: Team AcmeWe’re thrilled to announce a new company-wide initiative. This week, we’ll be rolling out a robust suite of new A.I. tools, designed to...

“That’s O.K.,” you lie. You’re going to kill that son of a bitch. Your plan is simple: you’re going to do it, and then you’re...

Keeping CoughKeeping Cough is a pertussis infection caused by holding in a productive cough owing to the fear of being perceived as having some form...

DESMOND (to driver): My friend is going to London. She’s a spy. She has to find a Russian double agent at M.I.6. CAB DRIVER: Cool....

Now it’s me time. YouTube videos—just let me scroll for fifteen minutes. Make that an hour. I can use the bathroom while I do this....

1. Cruel month. Sharp mists float round river banks. Mutts scour trash. Winds drone. Weary music plays after hours. Gloom rises. Night falls. Awful human...

Thank you for coming in today. I’ve got your test results back, and I’m afraid the news is not good. You’ve been diagnosed with a...

(Still more advice from the internet.) Dear Xander and Mariluisa, Thanks to a recent promotion, my wife and I have moved from a completely ungated...

Mom, Dad, thanks for being on time this year. Dad, I can see by your T-shirt that it was a challenge. So you’ve already exceeded...

Host: Adam J., welcome to the pod. Adam J.: Great to be here. Where’s my mommy? H: She left, but said she’d come back. A:...