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Recent Headlines from Hang Gliding Daily Magazine

“Competition Soars at Under-Eighteen Hang-Gliding World Championships”

“Take Your Kiting and Rig to New Heights”

“Hang-Gliding in the Age of the Coronavirus”

“Social Distancing: Basically No Problem While Hang-Gliding”

“New C.D.C. Report Doesn’t Mention Risk of Infection While Hang-Gliding—But You Have to Imagine It’s Pretty Low”

“Maintain Your Mental Health by Going for a Quick Hang-Glide Around the Block”

“Government Says That If There Were a Company That Employed Thousands of Workers Just to Hang-Glide, It Would Not Be Considered Essential—Here’s What They’re Forgetting”

“Close Call: These Two Hang Gliders Were Hang-Gliding at the Same Time and Almost Broke Social-Distancing Rules” Subhead: ​“But Then One Soared Seven Thousand Feet Above the Other”

“Hot Talk in Tinseltown: Paparazzi Catch Christopher Lloyd Squinting Up at Hang Gliders”

“Could Some Sort of Aerosol Cure Be Dispersed via Hang-Gliding? Experts Say No”

“A Note from the Editor: Yes, a Hang-Gliding Print Magazine Published Daily Is Necessary”

“A Win for the Sport: Doesn’t Seem Like Any of the Celebrities in That ‘Imagine’ Video Were Hang-Gliding”

“Could High-Flying Birds Pass COVID-19 to Hang Gliders? Experts Say No Again”

“Quarantine Protests Rock America: Hang Gliding Notably Absent from Dissenters’ Demands”

“Normal Hang-Gliding Accident Kills Four”

“If You’re Hang-Gliding, and You’re Up There, I Mean Really Carving Cloud, Could You Cough Droplets Seventeen Thousand Feet Back Down Onto the Earth’s Surface? Experts Won’t Answer Our E-Mails”

“Lifting up Voices: A New COVID-19-Era Opinion Section Is Coming to Hang Gliding Daily

“Opinion: It’s Time We Leave Land Dwellers Behind and Populate a New Race of Sky Children”

“A Note from the Editor: An Apology for Yesterday’s Insensitive Op-Ed”

“Opinion: If the Sky People Stake Claim to the Heavens, the Earthbound Will Only Retaliate Tenfold”

“A Note from the Editor: We Have Shuttered Our Opinion Section”

“A Note from the Editor: We Will Be Returning to Our Pre-COVID-19 Editorial Calendar”

“Hang Gliding: We All Still Think It’s Great”

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