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“Emily in Paris” Season 2, Directed by David Lynch

Episode 1

The camera is crawled through a dark, cavernous abyss, finally emerging to reveal that we are in an air pocket of a baguette.

Episode 2

Emily tries to juggle dating two men—Matthieu, a struggling artist, and Romain, a malevolent spirit inhabiting a human shell. After scoring free tickets to Disneyland Paris, Emily must follow her heart and choose which man to bring along. Whom will she pick—the artist or the guy who feeds on human souls to survive?

Episode 3

Emily struggles to order a pain au chocolat at a boulangerie. When finger-pointing and saying, “No, I want that one” doesn’t seem to translate, she demands to see the manager. Unfortunately, the manager is a stoic giant who is neither of this world nor this dimension. Much to Emily’s horror, the giant doesn’t even speak English!

Episode 4

Emily is put to the test when she must convince a marketing client (played by Monica Bellucci) to trust her American perspective on French culture. After Emily uses the word “content” one too many times, a single bare bulb in the office begins to flicker and eerie saxophone music plays. Monica Bellucci turns to Emily and cryptically whispers, “We are living in a dream within a dream.” Emily likes the tagline, but thinks it could still use a fresh, American take.

Episode 5

Emily scores a table at a legendary Parisian restaurant. But things take a disastrous turn when she orders her steak well done. The horrified waiter begs her to reconsider, but Emily refuses, insisting that the customer is always right and that steak should be as stiff as a Birkin bag. Suddenly, the restaurant goes dark. The waiter detaches his face, revealing a beaming white light (played by Kyle MacLachlan) that unleashes a blast of fire which scorches Emily’s table. She leaves a one-star Yelp review.

Episodes 6 and 7

Emily is stuck in an alternate dimension and must find a way to navigate through it without the right SIM card.

Episode 8

Emily finally escapes the alternate dimension and returns to Paris, only to discover that her previous actions have catastrophically altered reality. Everyone speaks English in the streets. Steak tartare is illegal. The Eiffel Tower is now a kiosk that offers free Wi-Fi. And Emily now has a döppelganger named Cecily. To make matters worse, Emily’s döppelganger can really pull off a beret.

Episode 9

Emily’s Uber coasts along a two-lane highway. The scene is dark and desolate and suffused with an overwhelming sense of dread. The car’s headlights illuminate a figure on the road. . . . It’s Mickey Mouse, welcoming Emily to Disneyland Paris! She and her date, Romain (malevolent-spirit guy), are excited to spend a romantic day together—or at least until Romain’s human shell expires and his organs dissolve into a toxic ooze.

Episode 10

In the season finale, it is revealed that Emily has been dreaming this entire time, and that her spirit is actually trapped inside a baguette.

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