There’s a vaccine—several, actually. “Interesting,” you say. “Gimme.” Hold on there, tiger. The question of who should be immunized first, and who should have to wait, is a big one. The prioritization of one individual’s health over another’s is a complex and morally fraught process, wherein merit and societal worth are calibrated on a grand scale. It is a daunting task. Neither Project Warp Speed, nor individual states, has announced the order in which the coronavirus vaccine will be distributed. Not to worry. I’ve taken care of it. You’re welcome.