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Find Love Without Leaving Your Apartment

There are endless dating opportunities available without even stepping over your threshold.

Replica of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

Some may say she’s just a piece of décor; that she’s tacky and she’s damaged goods. But she’s brighter than she looks.


A potted ficus named Henry.

He’s strong and silent. Sometimes he rustles his leaves mysteriously.


Woman in bed while upstairs neighbor is shouting.

The sound of his shouting is just him loving you harder. One day, he’ll tell you the secret behind that piece of furniture he drags across the floor at 3 A.M.


Food plated and shaped like a hunk.

The healthy choice. And your mother always wanted you to see him more often.


Woman looking lovingly at her DVD copy of John Wick Chapter 3

Looking into John Wick’s hardened but heartbroken brown eyes, you just know you could teach him to love again!


Ex's jacket wrapped around a pillow.

Soft and malleable, great for cuddling, and there’s candy in the pocket!


Woman in face mask and pajamas answer the door for the food delivery guy.

You did order two entrées for yourself, but maybe this quiet night in just became a romantic meal for two?


Shapely snowwoman.

It’s never going to last.

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