May 11, 2024
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Birds of Tomorrow

1. Temporal Warbler:

A temporal warbler.

Mature birds have a unique adaptation to the inhospitable environment of Earth: they secrete tachyon particles from their chest feathers, thus opening a time portal to a nineteenth-century garden, where they feed on seeds and small insects.


2. Freon-Rumped Eider:

A FreonRumped Eider.

These sea ducks of the Arctic adapted to the loss of their icy habitat by evolving a special Freon gland that allows them to create their own ice sheets on the go.


3. Lead-Backed Sparrow:

A LeadBacked Sparrow.

These striking sparrows are identified by their pink bills and armored lead wings, which allow them to hunt in extreme weather, such as hurricanes.


4. Solar Hummingbot:

A Solar Hummingbot.

Robotic hummingbirds of the late twenty-first century became so advanced that they began mating with organic hummingbirds. Their descendants are highly resilient and virtually indestructible. With built-in solar panels, hummingbots do not require food and spend their time relaxing.


5. How to Identify Birds by Their Nuclear Winter Plumage:

Birds with nuclear winter plumage.

6. Interstellar Albatross:

An Interstellar Albatross.

With a special pouch adapted for breathing in space, these giant birds can periodically leave Earth and wander through space for decades of their long lives.


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