Gigi Hadid’s Shoes
The trick to getting your hands on Gigi Hadid’s go-to pumps is applying for a job at her favorite bowling alley. You’re going to want to work hard, slowly but surely rising through the ranks until they put you behind the shoe-rental desk. Then, when Gigi Hadid finally comes in to bowl, you’re going to make your move. She’ll trade in her fashionable kicks for a pair of bowling shoes, and you’re gonna hightail it out of there with her heels.
Ariana Grande’s Lip Gloss
Study what kind of purse she carries and buy the exact same one. I don’t care how expensive it is—just do it! Read her Us Weekly “What’s in My Bag” interview, and collect duplicates of the contents. Stake out a men’s big-and-tall sweatshirt store—she’s sure to show up eventually. Once you spot her, casually walk by, “accidentally” bumping into her and sending both bags spilling onto the ground. That’s when you make the swap and—boom—the lip gloss is yours, and nobody is the wiser.
Emma Chamberlain’s Vintage Levi’s Jeans
The easiest way to acquire these one-of-a-kind denim pants is to study quantum mechanics and construct a machine that allows you to travel through time and space. Using this invention, you’ll be able to teleport all the way back to 2019 to insure that you make it to the thrift store and purchase these jeans right before the social-media star walks through the door.
Hailee Steinfeld’s Knit Cardigan
Just ask, she’ll probably give it to you—she’s super nice like that. You probably don’t even have to ask, honestly. Just shiver once and she’ll be, like, “Here.”
Olivia Rodrigo’s Sunglasses
After the megawatt success of “Sour,” pretty much anything that Olivia Rodrigo wears sells out instantly. So what do you do if you just have to have her trendy sunglasses? It’s simple, really—invite the “Driver’s License” singer to a 3-D movie, where she’ll have to take them off. But wait, there’s more. You’re going to order her a Diet Coke in the largest size possible, ideally in a popcorn bucket. When she gets up to use the bathroom, that’s when you nab those shades.
Vanessa Hudgens’s Wide-Brimmed Hat
You don’t want this—you think you do, but you don’t. You don’t have the right head shape for hats, and it’s important to admit that. You’ll get it, and it’ll take up an inordinate amount of room in your closet, but you’ll never wear it. Who do you think you’re kidding? You’re just not bold enough to pull it off. You know that if you do wear it, everyone will be, like, “Ooh, hat!” And you don’t want to deal with all of that.
Zendaya’s Army Jacket
To get this garment, you’re first going to have to steal Jenna Dawson’s identity. Who is Jenna Dawson, you ask? She’s the random girl who works coat check at Zendaya’s favorite New York restaurant. After spending a few weeks living as Jenna Dawson and gradually taking over her shifts, you’ll be ready for the night that Zendaya comes in and checks her stylish outerwear. Give her a ticket and then—poof—disappear into the night with the jacket.
Taylor Swift’s Scarf
Date her, and then take her to your sister’s house.
