That three-dollar wine from Trader Joe’s: growing more acidic by the day.
A male club comic’s standup joke about #MeToo: extremely tired.
The New York City subway system: expect delays on nights and weekends.
Your most dramatic plant: in constant need of hydration.
A flat seltzer: I still have some flavor, but my effervescence is fast escaping.
A prestige drama from the early two-thousands: increasingly prone to monologues about the insidious nature of man.
The New York City subway system: twelve billion dollars would go a long way toward making everything work again.
The ocean: salty and containing microscopic bits of plastic.
Four Loko: no longer relevant after peaking in 2011.
The New York City subway system: seriously, can someone fix the subway?
The tiniest flame of a campfire that’s about to go out: hoping to catch heat from younger, up-and-coming flames.
Those animals which didn’t start out nocturnal but evolved to be that way: I find sleeping at night very challenging.
The characters in “Cocoon”: this I will not explain.
