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Ten Surprising Signs That She’s Into You

A capuchin monkey.

She throws rocks at you. Hard.
(Capuchin monkey)

A fly.

She wants to raise your babies on a pile of excrement.

A mantis.

She kills you after copulating, not before.
(Praying mantis)

A mouse.

Your tears turn her on.

A meerkat.

She kills all your friends’ babies.

An orangutan.

She steals your food.

A parrot.

She’s fine with you throwing up in her mouth.

A jumping spider.

She glows fluorescent green.
(Shiny jumping spider)

A Japanese macaque.

She walks toward you backward.
(Japanese macaque)

A canary.

She lays an egg with a really big yolk.

This excerpt is drawn from “Sex and the Single Panda: The Revolting Pursuit of Love in the Animal Kingdom”, by Dahlia Gallin Ramirez, out next month from Chronicle Books.

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