![](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/63c86a697f646437c1fcdeb8/master/pass/Shouts%20-%20Kaplan%20-%20Gift%20Ideas%20-%20GettyImages-1255074739.jpg)
You’d rather be forgotten entirely than remembered every time she reads Sally Rooney by candlelight.Click Here to Visit Orignal Source of Article https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/gift-ideas-for-jessicas-thirty-third-birthday-that-arent-a-candle