Dear Pepper: I’d Rather Be Drawing
But it’s certainly simpler than the feeling of powerlessness one experiences when given an entire day, week, lifetime to make one’s art—and still not knowing...
Category : Humorous
The Revised Laws of Robotics
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey...
“And Just Like That . . . ,” the Lost Season
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Some Funny Things About Getting Old
Children run alongside and taunt you, because you’re old, but you don’t care, because your hearing is shot! Your hair falls out, but you can’t...
Why I’m Actually Inviting You to My Party
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The Worst City to Find Love Is Wherever You, Yes You, Live
A new study has found that the worst city in America for dating is whichever city you, yes you, the person currently reading these very...
When I’m Ninety-five: Beatles Lyrics Updated
Beatles lyrics updated for their contemporaries, on the occasion of Ringo Starr’s recent eighty-fifth birthday. ListenDo you want to know a secret?Do you promise not...
America!: Gardening with Stephen Miller
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Cover Letter for a Job I Don’t Want but Will Be Offended Not to Get
Dear Hiring Manager, I am writing to express my feigned enthusiasm for the ambiguous position of—I think it was something like “Global Strategy Content Execution...
Skateboarding Into Middle Age
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