2019: “Driving Dr. Piano” (“Green Book”)
2018: “Fuck Frog” (“The Shape of Water”)
2017: “Not ‘La La Land’ ” (“Moonlight”)
2016: “Bad Catholics in the Paper” (“Spotlight”)
2015: “Washed Up” (“Birdman”)
2014: “Oh, Look, It’s Sherlock Holmes” (“12 Years a Slave”)
2013: “Armageddon Outta Here” (“Argo”)
2012: “Couldn’t Hear a Thing” (“The Artist”)
2011: “Funny Mouth” (“The King’s Speech”)
2010: “Lieutenant Explody Face” (“The Hurt Locker”)
2009: “Poor-Kid Trivia” (“Slumdog Millionaire”)
2008: “Dorothy Hamill Goes-a-Murderin’ ” (“No Country for Old Men”)
2007: “Rats Rats RATS” (“The Departed”)
2006: “Everyone’s a Racist” (“Crash”)
2005: “The Loose-Stool Killer” (“Million Dollar Baby”)
2004: “Little Men Without Shoes Doing Big Things, Part Three” (“Lord of the Rings: Return of the King”)
2003: “Jazzy Sparkle Murders” (“Chicago”)
2002: “I See Math Ghosts” (“A Beautiful Mind”)
2001: “AHHHHH!!!” (“Gladiator”)
2000: “Pervert and the Plastic-Bag Kid” (“American Beauty”)
1999: “Juliet in Drag” (“Shakespeare in Love”)
1998: “Drawing Boobies on a Sinking Boat” (“Titanic”)
1997: “Never Seen It” (“The English Patient”)
1996: “ ‘Mad Max’: Scottish Skirt” (“Braveheart”)
1995: “That Runnin’ Fool” (“Forrest Gump”)
1994: “Schindler’s List” (“Schindler’s List”)
1993: “Too Old to Cowboy” (“Unforgiven”)
1992: “Quiet Sheepies” (“Silence of the Lambs”)
1991: “White Men Can’t Dance” (“Dances with Wolves”)
1990: “Bigot Gets a Ride” (“Driving Miss Daisy”)
1989: “The Man Says He Can Drive and Is Excellent at It” (“Rain Man”)
1988: “Baby King and His Poop Sniffers” (“The Last Emperor”)
1987: “Getting Shot a Lot” (“Platoon”)
1986: “Syphilis Lady Loves the Sundance Kid” (“Out of Africa”)
1985: “ ‘Animal House’: The Opera” (“Amadeus”)
1984: “Hunny Bunny Pookie Bear” (“Terms of Endearment”)
1983: “Long” (“Gandhi”)
1982: “Slow-Motion Piano Run” (“Chariots of Fire”)
1981: “The Sundance Kid Tells White People How to Act” (“Ordinary People”)
1980: “ ‘Seinfeld’ Guy vs. Himself” (“Kramer vs. Kramer”)
1979: “The Pittsburgh Russians” (“The Deer Hunter”)
1978: “Neurotic Man and Hat Lady” (“Annie Hall”)
1977: “Punchy the Italian Idiot” (“Rocky”)
1976: “One Fountain Flew Out the Window” (“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”)
1975: “Don’t Forget the Cannoli, the Movie! Part II” (“The Godfather: Part II”)
1974: “Salad Dressing and the Sundance Kid Go to Chicago” (“The Sting”)
1973: “Don’t Forget the Cannoli, the Movie!” (“The Godfather”)
1972: “Electric Pierres” (“The French Connection”)
1971: “Grumpy, Old War Whore” (“Patton”)
1970: “Limpy and the Gigolo” (“Midnight Cowboy”)
1969: “Kinda Like ‘Annie’ ” (“Oliver!”)
1968: “Nothing Like ‘Annie’ ” (“In the Heat of the Night”)
1967: “Gimme My Divorce! Gimme Gimme Gimme My Divorce!” (“A Man for All Seasons”)
1966: “Mary Poppins vs. the Nazis” (“The Sound of Music”)
1965: “Cockney Poufy Hat” (“My Fair Lady”)
1964: “What’s New, Pussycat?” (“Tom Jones”)
1963: “Larry the Camel Guy” (“Lawrence of Arabia”)
1962: “I’ll Dance You to Death!” (“West Side Story”)
1961: “Reminds Me of Grandpa” (“The Apartment”)
1960: “Charlton Heston Pony Time” (“Ben-Hur”)
1959: “Gigli” (“Gigi”)
1958: “Obi-Wan’s Choo-Choo Channel” (“The Bridge on the River Kwai”)
1957: “Balloony Takes a Trip” (“Around the World in 80 Days”)
1956: “The First Incel” (“Marty”)
1955: “Pigeon-Boxing” (“On the Waterfront”)
1954: “Sandy Sex Organs” (“From Here to Eternity”)
1953: “Circus Bastard” (“The Greatest Show on Earth”)
1952: “Dance, Frenchy, Dance” (“An American in Paris”)
1951: “Nothing About Adam” (“All About Eve”)
1950: “That Southern Bozo” (“All the King’s Men”)
1949: “Hard Time Letting Go” (“Hamlet”)
1948: “Jewish Pretend-Time” (“Gentleman’s Agreement”)
1947: “The Second World War Was So Much Fun” (“The Best Years of Our Lives”)
1946: “Two Days Between the Couch Cushions” (“The Lost Weekend”)
1945: “Father Mama’s Boy” (“Going My Way”)
1944: “ ‘Cheers’ but in Morocco with Nazis” (“Casablanca”)
1943: “Mrs. Minivan” (“Mrs. Miniver”)
1942: “Coal-Mine Kerflooey” (“How Green Was My Valley”)
1941: “My Cousin with the Bad Knee” (“Rebecca”)
1940: “Lady and the Mustache” (“Gone with the Wind”)
1939: “You Can Probably Put It In Your Carry-On” (“You Can’t Take It with You”)
1938: “That Guy with the Fun Name” (“The Life of Emile Zola”)
1937: “Cake-Dancing” (“The Great Ziegfeld”)
1936: “No More Boat for You!” (“Mutiny on the Bounty”)
1935: “Leggy Hitchhiker” (“It Happened One Night”)
1933/1934: “Sad British Fancy-Pants” (“Cavalcade”)
1932/1933: “Drew Barrymore’s Grandpas” (“Grand Hotel”)
1931/1932: “Forty Years in Oklahoma? No Thanks” (“Cimarron”)
1930/1931: “Shhhh! Germans” (“All Quiet on the Western Front”)
1929/1930: “Jazzy Sparkle No Murders” (“The Broadway Melody”)
1928/1929: “ ‘Pearl Harbor’ But Good” (“Wings”)
