A Return to Slightly Less Bad
Endorsed by Obama—Remember Him?
Actually, Let’s Not Talk About Policies
Take One for the Team
It’s Been My Turn for a While Now
Actually, Let’s Not Talk About the Past
Turn the Music Down, for Chrissakes
Not Racist Recently
Shoot from the Hip, Aim for the Leg
Tired of New Things
Not Me Too, Us
Old, but Also, White
Actually, Let’s Not Talk About Me at All
Live, Laugh, Love
Ridin’ the Joe Joe train
Everyone Gaffes
Putting the “er” in “America”
You Don’t Wanna Vote for Me? Tough Luck, Kiddo. I Don’t Need Your Freaking Vote. Go Ahead, Make My Day. Vote for Trump. Are You Out of Your Friggin’ Melon? So, No, I’m Not Perfect. But Neither Are You. Now There’s a Friggin’ Pandemic, and If You Haven’t Heard, It’s Coming for the Olds. My Friend Carl and I Will Take the Pandemic Out Back Behind the Schoolyard and Give It a Little Boom Boom Boom and That’ll Be the Last You Hear of That. They Didn’t Call Me Joe Steel Hands for Freaking Nothing. It’s Because I Beat Up All the Little Chumps! How’s That for a Slogan? Joe Biden: Beats Up Chumps. I Love It. Now Get Outta My House, I Gotta Take a Whiz. So, Yeah, Vote for Joe. You’re So Friggin’ Welcome.
Is This Thing On?
