Will has matched with Alex. You may start the conversation.
Will: Hey, Alex! That’s one cool dog in your profile. ? What’s his name? ?
Will: *Or her name!
Will: Sorry, LOL.
Will: Not my place, could be either.
Will: (Or both/neither/whatever.)
Will: Just didn’t want you to think I was bro-ey and assumed it was a guy, ha ha.
Will: *THEY was a guy.
Will: *They WERE a guy.
Will: SORRY.
Will: Ha ha wow O.K.
Will: Think I’ll cut my losses here—have a good night.
Will: I am actually normal and nice about gender stuff, though. I wasn’t trying to make a big deal of it either way, either in terms of, like, “You can’t joke about real guy stuff anymore,” or, like, “Ahh, you said the wrong word, you should kill yourself.”
Will: It was a nonissue for me. I assume it is for you.
Will: And if it isn’t, could be the start of a healthy dialogue. Who knows?
Will: Open to that in theory, all I’m saying.
Will: Wouldn’t be a deal-breaker.
Will: O.K., too much.
Will: Ta-ta for now.
Will: Sorry.
Will: Bye!
Will: (More normal LOL.)
Will: On closer inspection, I do think that you can see the dog’s penis.
Will: Or some sort of sac.
Will: Doesn’t matter.
Will: O.K., BACK TO “TIGER KING”!
Will: I’m late on it, I know, but it’s truly nuts.
Will: Assume you saw it when everyone else did.
Will: But this guy named Joe Exotic (srsly) runs this zoo for tigers, and he’s legit borderline insane, but hilarious, in almost a “Joe Dirt” sorta way (David Spade movie). Anyway, his nemesis is this lunatic crazy woman named Carole Baskin (who I personally think may have killed her husband?? Who knows).
Will: Anyway.
Will: I could go on but . . .
Will: Just watch it.
Will: Not in, like, a commanding, sexy way. LOL.
Will: Ha ha.
Will: *Nelly voice* UNLESS YOU GON DO IT.
Will: My bad, crossed a line.
Will: Or not! Who knows.
Will: You tell me where the line is.
Will: It’s 2020, #MeToo, all that jazz.
Will: Not tryna cross no lines over here!
Will: Eh, maybe not great for me to use that kinda slang now, actually.
Will: (I’m white.)
Will: Not the sexiest thing to bring up on a dating app. LOL.
Will: Not that sex is even on the table!
Will: Wouldn’t judge ya if it was, though!
Will: But it ain’t necessary!
Will: O.K.
Will: God, I’m so sick of Trump.
Alex: Hey! Sorry, I was on a run.
Alex: His name is Hugo!
Will: not interested good luck
You have unmatched Alex.
