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Sirius XM Stations They Stuck at the End of the Dial

Sirius XM radio has a ton of amazing music and talk stations for people to enjoy. But you’ll find, as you get further up the dial, that the stations start to get kinda shitty. So here is a guide to some stations that aren’t quite as beloved.

Frank Sinatra yelling.

Seriously Sinatra Screaming: Old Blue Eyes just yelling at audio engineers.

The Pete Best Channel: Terrible songs from the Fab Fifth.

A watermelon being smashed by a bowling ball and falling on a whoopee cushion.

Carrot Top’s Laugh House: Comedy routines that would be hilarious if you could
only see the props.

The sound of silence John Cage's 4'33

Classic Silence: The total absence of songs.

Motown Grunts: The Temptations having group sex.

Mustached mouth sucking on a striped purple straw.

Classic Coffee Shop: Slurping sounds from Starbucks customers.

A guy named Howard wearing a backwards baseball cap.

Howard 100: Random dudes named Howard telling stories about what it’s like to
have that name.

Diplo Dump: The not-so-smooth sounds of Diplo taking a crap.

Ozzy’s Chicken Boneyard: Rocker Ozzy Osbourne eating wings backstage before a show.

Pitbull talking about jungle gyms.

Pitbull’s Playground: Grammy-winning artist Pitbull runs down his favorite
playground equipment.

K-Pop-Pop: Korean pop stars’ stage dads yelling at them for missing dance steps.

Hip-Hop Laughs: Arrogant giggles from the intros of obnoxious rap songs.

The Divorce Channel: Parents telling kids that the split was their fault for not cleaning up
their rooms.

Deep Tracks: Audio of junkies shooting up.

Someone wakes up from a night terror.

Night Terrors: Thrashing noises and screams from people having scary dreams.

Pop Hits Cat: Audio of your dad kicking Mittens for peeing on the rug.

Jared’s Jams: Jared Fogle hosts a show from the payphone in cellblock D.

Forties Germany: Scary Hitler speeches.

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