I am ma’am. I am ma’am.
I am over thirty so ma’am-I-am.
Would I like to work here or there?
I am working everywhere.
I am working from afar.
I am working in my car.
I am working with my kids.
I am running our power grid.
Would I like to click this mouse?
Would I like to run for House?
I do not want to click that mouse.
I do not want to run for House.
I do not want to do those things.
I cannot do just one more thing.
You will train? You will train?
I do not care if you train in Spain.
Not in Spain! Not on a plane!
Not for free! Just let me be!
Would I like to work from home?
Would I like to work the phone?
I do not want to work from home.
I do not want to work the phone.
I still need more and more day care.
It is not, is not worth this career.
“Would you like to work some more?”
I no longer know what work is for!
I do not want to work with kids
Or their parents who flip their lids.
I do not want to work with food
Or with bros who call me “dude.”
I do not want to work on screens.
I am about to cause a scene.
I am sick of seeing my face.
I do not, do not want to work anyplace.
“Try it, try it, you will see!”
I tried it and it’s killing me?
I cannot do this without help.
I give work no stars on Yelp.
I will not, will not work onsite.
I will not, will not stay and fight.
I will not work both here and there.
I will not, will not work anywhere.
“It’s getting better, don’t you see?”
I quit, I quit, you let me be!
It feels like work is such a scam!
Here is my notice, ma’am-I-am!
